What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?